SHAME ON ME.
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popcultureinfatuation:

The Cranberries | Linger
But I’m in so deep. You know I’m such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger, do you have to let it linger?

Fleetwood Mac - Dreams
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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

xwarbrain:

Fleetwood Mac | Dreams 
Players only love you when they’re playing

have I ever told you about the time I went to a Fleetwood Mac bday party where we all sang Fleetwood Mac songs and I ended up sitting on a piano bench next to my recent exgf singing this and landslides and just being so so completely tired of lesbians and of life

aroundtheworldinaateadazed:

psychotic-rising-demon:

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

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friend zoned guys are the fucking worst 

anacondom:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

what a sad world we live in where we are taught tips that are used in active war zones just to survive school or the mall

anacondom:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

what a sad world we live in where we are taught tips that are used in active war zones just to survive school or the mall

aroundtheworldinaateadazed:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic and amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

THIS