The Cranberries | Linger
But I’m in so deep. You know I’m such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger, do you have to let it linger?
Fleetwood Mac | DreamsPlayers only love you when they’re playing
have I ever told you about the time I went to a Fleetwood Mac bday party where we all sang Fleetwood Mac songs and I ended up sitting on a piano bench next to my recent exgf singing this and landslides and just being so so completely tired of lesbians and of life
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
friend zoned guys are the fucking worst
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
what a sad world we live in where we are taught tips that are used in active war zones just to survive school or the mall
This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic and amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!